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England v New Zealand: third men’s Test, day one – live

England v New Zealand: third men’s Test, day one – live

14th over: New Zealand 54-0 (Latham 30, Conway 21) Four dots from Tongue. he’s spraying it a bit – he’s not settled into a line yet. His final ball, though, isn’t bad, full, straight. into the thigh-pad; he completes a second maiden and that is drinks.

“Although there will be others better qualified to opine, I think with the word ‘awkwardly’ we’re in visual onomatopoeia country - the word both looks. pronounces awkwardly,” says Brian Withington. “I’m told that iconicity or phonaesthesia might apply. where the appearance or sound of a word is suggestive of its meaning. Not to be confused with true onomatopoeia of course,. the punchline of the only linguistic joke I know - two friends get separated at a funfair, and the one perched at the top of the helter skelter shouts down to his mate ‘I’m on a mat up here’. It’s quite literally (or is that phonetically?) the way I tell ‘em.”

I’ve just had a quick glance at the LRB piece; it’s a long time since I’ve pondered the boy Saussure. He was so confident he was right.

13th over: New Zealand 54-0 (Latham 30. Conway 21) There’s a modicum of turn for Bashir; if he’s getting that now, he’ll fancy something more helpful later. Latham forces to cover for a single, then Conway carves two to deep cover, and England could use a wicket.

12th over: New Zealand 51-0 (Latham 29, Conway 19) Bashir bowled a decent over there, but it still went for six; this is a better one from Tongue,. the first maiden of the day.

11th over: New Zealand 51-0 (Latham 29, Conway 19) Bashir is handed an early bowl,. will NZ look to get after him? If he can hold down an end, the quicks can rotate from the other,. if he’s whacked out of the attack, England have a massive problem. And he starts well. finding a challenging full length, then Conway drives … doesn’t get all of it … and, at short extra, Root can only impart finger to ball. They run their second single of the over, then Latham sweeps for four,. that’s the fifty partnership; this pitch looks a belter.

10th over: New Zealand 45-0 (Latham 24, Conway 18) Tongue replaces Archer. his first ball it over-pitched, Latham flicking to the midwicket fence for four. Oh,. two balls later he’s sending a half-volley at leg-peg; again, remonstration is swift and just, the ball zipping along the carpet for four more through the same area. England are going to need something from Tongue in this match; a leg-bye follows.

And this is one of the many reasons I love this thing of ours; here’s Tim Sanders: “Regarding your 5th over ‘awkward’ question,” he beings, “the terms ‘iconic’ or ‘sound-symbolic’ words are used for words that aren’t full-on onomatapaeic,. aren’t completely arbitrary either. There was a fascinating article about it in the London Review of Books a few weeks ago. The idea goes back to Socrates, that words come to be used socially because they sound. feel right; or even look right when spoken.”

9th over: New Zealand 36-0 (Latham 16. Conway 18) Latham again goes after a wide one, slicing three to backward point, then a similar shot from Conway, also uppish, earns four. NZ will be satisfied with their start.

“I am baffled by the omission of Ollie Robinson here,” writes Steve Hudson. “If we assume they are right to have concerns that he isn’t fit enough to perform in difficult conditions like these. you have to wonder why they recalled him in the first place, given they dropped him previously for not being fit enough.

It has the whiff of the muddled thinking we saw last winter (e.g. whether to stick or twist with regards to Bazball batting; taking Shoaib as the only specialist spinner then not being confident enough in him to pick him even once).

I’ve always rated Ollie R - a modern day Angus Fraser. But we can’t afford to pick a bowler who only plays when the conditions suit him.”

Stokes was saying to the contrary when trying to avoid explaining why Robinson was left out,. I think it’s fair to vary the attack according to conditions. But I agree a bowler you do’t trust to get through a match if it’s too hot is a problem. even if we can’t be 100% certain that’s what this is.

8th over: New Zealand 29-0 (Latham 13. Conway 14) Stuart Broad was 40 yesterday; despite dressing like he’s 20 years older than that, he looks invigoratingly fresh-faced. Find out what moisturiser he uses and slap on a vat of it every morning. Meantime, Archer eases through another over, a single to Conway and a no ball coming from it.

“It’s BazBall only when YJB plays. else it’s just ultra-positive cricket,” advises Sushant Kshirsagar; yup, I can get on board with that. Bairstow took a while to grow on me, but the more I watched. listened to him, the more I could tell he’s the best mate anyone has ever had,

7th over: New Zealand 26-0 (Latham 12. Conway 13) We see footage from earlier of Geoff Thorpe ringing the bell today – he does so lustily. Atkinson then goes back over to Conway, five dots followed by a dab into the off-side and a single.

6th over: New Zealand 25-0 (Latham 12, Conway 12) What do we think of Ben Stokes’ barnet, by the way? I must say I preferred the mane. Anyhow, England move third slip to second gully, next ball Archer persuades Latham to edge …. I don’t think I need to complete that sentence. Yes, it flies to directly to the vacated area, through it as Brook fruitlessly hurls himself at it,. to the fence for four. Cricket is nothing if not a practical joker and, credit where it’s due, that had me laughing cruelly.

5th over: New Zealand 21-0 (Latham 8, Conway 12) Latham turns into the leg side, Archer in pursuit,. as they run three, he flicks the ball back then hurdles the awkwardly-placed hoarding. Is is possible, by the way, that the word “awkwardly” looks awkward,. is there a name for that kind of thing that isn’t nominative determinism or confirmation bias? Anyhow, Atkinson again offers width. again, Conway nails four through cover; the batters feel confident driving; are chasing to make sure they can drive. There’s going to be a fair litrage of water, salt and urea shed today.

4th over: New Zealand 14-0 (Latham 5, Conway 8) What a day this is to be at the Test. I was at Lord’s when it was like this last summer,. sometime in the afternoon session, a tiny cloud blocked the sun for perhaps 30 seconds; everyone cheered. I think, actually, I’ve caught myself trying to talk myself into fetching a Fruit-Pastille ice lolly but I’m going to stay strong; after a leg bye,Archer is too full. floaty, Conway stretching as the ball moves away to lash a second four through cover.

3rd over: New Zealand 9-0 (Latham 5, Conway 4) Atkinson goes around the wicket to the left-handed Conway; he’s finding decent pace. bounce. But his last delivery offers a bit of width. Conway doesn’t need asking twice, flowing a drive through the covers for four.

2nd over: New Zealand 5-0 (Latham 5, Conway 0) Archer, who bowled well at the Oval, begins,. when Bashir dives over one at mid-off, Latham adds two … then two more by running into the ground and wide of gully. Those are the only runs from the over, during which Simon Doull relates the tragic. inspiring story of Bob Blair, in whose memory the NZ team are wearing black armbands.

1st over: New Zealand 1-0 (Latham 1. Conway 0) I don’t imagine NZ will be in any hurry here – they know that if they see off the new ball, they can book in for full board, with the potential of a buffet after tea as the the bowlers tire. After two dots, Latham turns off the pads for one, then England add a slip for Conway – there are now three. a gully – and a bit of lift has him taking a hand off the bat. Then, to end the over, its best delivery, hitting the back leg. there’s a shout … but it looked to be going over, and when the umpire says no, there’s no serious discussion of reviewing.

Gus Atkinson has the ball; I fear a long day, or two, for him. the rest of the England attack. Play…

Trent Bridge is, of course, the spiritual home of the dear departed Bazball; in 2022, England, led by Jonny Bairstow, flayed the Black Caps,. a way of life was born.

“No Robinson and not even a comment,” says Andrew Moreman. “Honestly, Jofra gets allowed to stay at the IPL, time off after, support with every injury, brought straight in. Every niggle Robinson has gets treated like a basic character flaw. His face just doesn’t fit with, what we see now, is a flawed management team.

I think Robinso agrees he’s not made it easy for them or for himself. I was surprised he was left out and. as per the below, Stokes went around the houses explaining why – I don’t think he wanted to explicitly say they don’t fancy his fitness given the heat. But assuming that’s the reason, I think we can be sure it’s not ill founded.

England: 1 Emilio Gay. 2 Ben Duckett, 3 Jacob Bethell, 4 Joe Root, 5 Harry Brook, 6 Jamie Smith (wk), 7 Ben Stokes (capt), 8 Gus Atkinson, 9 Jofra Archer, 10 Josh Tongue, 11 Shoaib Bashir.

New Zealand: 1 Tom Latham (capt). 2 Devon Conway, 3 Henry Nicholls, 4 Rachin Ravindra, 5 Daryl Mitchell, 6 Tom Blundell (wk), 7 Mitchell Santner, 8 Nathan Smith, 9 Blair Tickner, 10 Will O’Rourke, 11 Ben Sears.

Email! “In the pre-match photo of Ben Stokes. he’s batting in a sleeveless top (and probably shorts as well) — presumably what he’s most comfortable wearing while doing a physical activity in this weather,” begins Smylers. “Has there been any discussion of relaxing player kit requirements during the heatwave? I’m in an office where we’ve been allowed to wear shorts this week; my children’s schools have told pupils to come in in PE kit rather than their normal uniforms. When the rest of us are making adjustments. it seems curious for profession cricketers to have to play wearing more clothes than they need to. Is it just tradition?”

I guess it’s mainly tradition and perhaps the need to slide. But as a lifelong member of the shorts-wearing community. I’d say that, when it’s really hot, the feeling is more one of freedom than of cooling so, once they’re focused, maybe it doesn’t make too much difference.

This feels like a big toss. I’m a little surprised Jamieson has been rested for a series decider; so is Simon Doull. who explains that NZ have a busy schedule coming up. DK, meanwhile, isn’t happy, saying you can’t plan for September. October in June, and you play players whoa are fit and in form.

Stokes confirms he’d have batted, and that it’s good to be back. It’s a big week for him and the team, he says. He’s glad to have got some runs, hopes can imprint himself on the game.

On Ollie Robinson, he says they’re making squads bigger to have different options. they don’t want to pigeonhole a particular way of playing given varying conditions, and this is a “conditions-based” decision. Or, in other words, he doesn’t really answer the question.

Otherwise, Shoaib Bashir, who hasn’t bowled in a Test for over a year, has a good record at Trent Bridge,. should get a good, long spell.

Of course they do. Tom Latham tells us it looks dry,. that the two injured players are replaced by Mitchell Santner and Zak Foulkes, with Blair Tickner in for Kyle Jamieson, whose workload is being managed.

Bad news for New Zealand: Matt Henry has a calf injury. so will be out for two to four weeks, while Glenn Phillips has a side strain, the length of his absence to be determined following a scan.

The pitch is flat, but it’s dry so might crumble later in the game. I can’t see any way you win the toss and don’t bat.

Now Nas. quoting Mike Brearley, is explaining that, as captain, you don’t realise how much you love the job till you don’t have it anymore, adding that the hardest thing to take when you do the job is the toll it takes on your own form.

Broady, meanwhile, tells us that Stokes can get “quite obsessive” with the fitness. so on – Roy Keane and Meg Lanning have both found that – adding that he’s not looked happy or relaxed over the last bit and is at his best when batting with freedom. Perhaps, then, the break will have done him good.

Speaking to Athers yesterday in tape we’re seeing now, Stokes tries to sound grateful to be back, is grateful for the love he had from supporters,. it’s nice to play in front of people who appreciate you; it’s said gently, but it sounds like a message to those above him. Previously, Stuart Broad observed that, at his core, he probably doesn’t feel he did much wrong.

Otherwise. he reckons the change of environment, to one a little more relaxed at Durham, has helped getting his batting going again – he needed to simplify things, he reckons.

We all like feeling vindicated. It brings a sense of wellbeing, a sense of confidence, a sense of smug.

But when we feel vindicated. others do not, that’s a whole new plain of feeling – especially if those others are our bosses, and those others, our bosses, have first assumed it was they who were right and we who were wrong, then intimated the same to the public, then dished out a consequence having let someone else away with worse, then endured a disastrous week at work to reverse the great work done previously, while taking an unfathomable amount of time to investigate a scandal that was not exactly Enron. Yes, that might be described – but almost definitely wasn’t – as a whole new plain of feeling entirely.

Of feeling not uniformly positive, it seems fair to assume, just as it does that sentiments have been shared. analyses aired. But here we are: Ben Stokes is back. Gus Atkinson is back, Robert Key and Brendon McCullum are under pressure, and a series decider is even more exciting than it would otherwise have been.

A win for England. things might move on; a win for New Zealand and it might be people moving on; this is not a contest that “lacks context”, and it’s going to be intense.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/jun/25/england-v-new-zealand-third-mens-test-day-one-live

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